My colleague told me she was hanging out with her nephews six and eight years old, during Christmas and they had some good conversations. This one was my favorite
Six year old comes running.
Child: listen.. LISTEN .. I got a joke to tell you.
Adult: Cool, tell me.. TELL me.
Child: WHY does the elephant wear two pairs of pants?
Adult: Hmm.. can it be because he has four legs..?
Child: Noooooooo! Its because he has a hole-in-one!
Adult: Ok.. Did you mean to say why does the GOLFER wear two pairs of pants?
Child: Aaah yeah, damn it.
The picture is of someone (ok me..) that felt like an elephant playing golf. I was four months pregnant and felt h u g e. Funny to look back at it now and think that I had no clue how good I looked there and elephant size was about to come. This was more like chubby little dog compared to a few months later.
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Nice. And you need to stand straighter….but I see you might have felt Front heavy. Cheers,H
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Slightly 😉
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Your posts always make me smile and I just wanted to say I like your blog so much I’ve recommended you for the Liebster Award!
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Thank you, thank you very much! If I make someone smile, than I m happy too!
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Hilarious. I’m going to share this joke with the family. And yeah, I didn’t even think you were preggo in that pic. Pish!
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I know! This was a mini belly but I’m happy I didn’t know how big I was going to become 😉
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Ha! Yep. I hear that. And with being 13 days late with my little guy… oiy!
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Oh wow…I can only imagine your frustration.. women are freakin heros!
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Amen, sister soldier.
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Haha funny way of describing the way you felt when golfing while pregnant. Although, I must say, your golf position looks pretty perfect for one whos pregnant🙂
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Thanks, I been strictly taught by my PRO golfing stepdad since I was six. So while the stand and swing is usually not a problem, the results are 😉
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hahaha…you look lovely there.
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Thanks 😉
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keep your eyes on the ball.
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Eyes on the damn balls was what got me pregnant !
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and was your husband complaining??? Nooooooooooo! LOL
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I loved this post! So much fun to read!
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Good luck with your blog!
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