Has anyone discovered the art of making stuff in a Kitchen Aid? I bought this nice machine to help me make awesome food. Well, maybe it was more of “Oh, that’s a cool thing. Oh, it’s super heavy as well. Perfect. And I have no room for it. Let’s buy it!”
So the other day I realized I have owned it for over a week without any use for it so I decided that I would make an omelet. Something that would be so much easier to just do with a bowl and a fork. But hey, why do that when you have a huge and heavy machine thing for these kind of things and let’s do more dishes than necessary.
I put in eggs and cream and then thought let’s go wild with some veggies. In with some tomatoes and maybe this was when I realized that a kitchen aid comes with a little plastic lid for a reason. The cherry tomato I dropped in to my mix flew out as fast as I could say “cheese” and splash landed next to my dog that was laying on the floor. My dog lifted her head and looked surprised and the small, red thing next to her and then at me. I said sorry and explained that I didn’t read the instructions yet. That’s something I always do after I use any kind of technology to ensure adventure in life.
Yesterday I made pizza. I’m going to spare you the details as this is blog is not going to be a cook book any time soon but I can tell you that the slippery little sucker (the dough) tried to escape. It also turned it to strange shapes and I had to R rate my kitchen from my child.
No dogs were harmed in making of the pizza.
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Cakes and more cakes. I reckon omelets are best hand whisked with a pair of chopsticks.
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Most probably you are right.. will try that next time..
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I look forward to reading how it goes.
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It will be in the same post as when I’ll make a tutorial about “eating soup with chopsticks and other exciting adventures of Miss A and her lack of hobbies”
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😂
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I would loveeeeeeeeeee a kitchen aid but just cannot bear to part with the eye watering cost x
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Gosh yeah, I have to starve now for the rest of the month …except for omelets.
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Hahahaha oh well at least you’ll starve in style x
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I might become a skeleton but hey, I got a nice kitchen mixer thingy …thing.
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Thingy ma bob x lol
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My English is fantastic at times (always…)
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You wouldn’t even know your not English. Your English is better than mine lol x
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Well, thank you! I try!
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I love my Kitchen Aid for making pizza and cakes. I don’t get out much thougb, because its so bloody heavy.
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Can easily be used as weight lifting as well!
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It looks a little lethal to me.
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I’m pretty sure I could kill someone with that..
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I only use mine for baking type things…cookies, pie fillings…whatever that would be annoying to mix by hand. I’m not a baker, but the once or twice a year experience makes it well worth the wedding registry.
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That’s a smart item to put on the wedding registry. Hope you enjoyed your pies and cookies!
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I am with you when it comes to not reading instructions. I have decorated the kitchen ceiling with various kitchen instruments. 🙂
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Oh, that sounds very interesting. Would love to see your ceiling 😉
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Oh, I don’t think so.
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LOL!
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LOL at the tomato! I had a pancake shoot through a pancake Maker’s crack, across the room, and slide down the wall near my then 6 year old daughter! Memories and kitchen gadgets 😉
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Haha! That’s amazing! Bet she was surprised 😉
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I don’t have a kitchen aid but can relate to your experience on other kitchen appliances. Good luck and sounds like you are going to have so much fun with it!
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Might as well get a good laugh out of it! 🙂
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Haha, Have you had to scrape pancakes off your ceiling yet? More than once we have invested in all singing all dancing kitchen gadgets, then not used them much. I still have a trusty old hand whisk which is used more than anything.
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I would just leave the pancakes and wait for a day when we will all be surprised to get something in our head. Raining pancakes! Dinner is saved 🙂
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Please box up that beautiful thing, email me for my address. I’ll give you my address. You should definately send it to me. Good luck. Cheers,H
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Lol sure !
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I thought this was a riot! :)))) Sounds as if you cook the way I do.
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Great! Let’s start a cooking show together. We would rock it!
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