The other morning my husband got out of bed and when he stood up I saw that he had an empty (unfortunately) bag of M&Ms stuck to his butt cheek. Can the day start any better than that? He never looked more beautiful.
It was quiet a sight seeing something semi hairy standing up and while walking away from the bed trying to make sense of what was making a strange noice while moving. He took a step, looked behind him, took another step, looked behind him on the other side. It was almost as entertaining as watching a dog chase it’s tail. You just sit there and enjoy being the smartest one in the room. For once.
Who ate the chocolate in bed and why the paper was on his side of the bed is not interesting. No need to be pointing fingers.
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🤣🤣 this is hilarious! I can totally picture this!
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My husband just read this and feel exposed 😉
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I can easily see it happening at my house 😅
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Is that you eating M&Ms or being the victim ?
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I’m a diabetic. No M&Ms for me. 🤣
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Ok then definitely stay away from them. They are evil anyway 😉
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You’ve described it so well I can’t get that sight out of my head now 😂
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Sorry you have my husbands ass in your thoughts lol
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Haha … vilken syn! Härligt!
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Helt ok syn. Tänker mest på chokladen 😉
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It would have been much more impressive if it stuck there with the bag being full!! *slightly disappointed*
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You are right but a bag of chocolate are never full if it’s inside me home…
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lol so vividly described I can see it, what a picture … does he know we’ve all seen him naked except for his M&M packet 😉
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Yeah, he read it himself and he knows that he is pretty much famous now. Or his butt is.
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lol .. photographic proof next time please?
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He says he will break the internet… (I’m not so sure)
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is he that cute that your statistics would sky rocket 🙂 … sorry I am teasing …
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Lol you are hilarious! I like you. Yeah, he probably would. He is pretty cute actually. Nice butt as well. Slightly hairy but …men..
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lol … keep teasing him 🙂
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Pretty sure that’s my job as a wife 😉
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sorry, I forgot it was in the job description .. nag and tease!
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Priceless! I like to leave the pretty colours until last. They being red/aqua & yellow! Serves him right for eating them in bed. Cheers,H
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what is visualized can no longer be unvisualized. ugh!
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Like a little Sunday surprise for you 😘
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Haha!
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😉😘
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At least there wasn’t any melty M & M’s stuck to his backside…..
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That would have been a ….even funnier mess …!
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Is there any chocolate squished on the bed? No? Good that means all those M&Ms went to the destiny they were made for. The wrapper however may not have expected to end up on a derriere. Thanks for an entertaining post!
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Destiny in my belly 😋
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You just made my day! 😂🤣. Oh, I like mine with the peanuts 😉
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I totally agree! Those are the best ones.
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I like my M & M’s by the truck load!!!
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We have so much in common 😉
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