After dinner my husband was on his way upstairs to put out little daughter to bed. I suddenly had an urge…
ME: Oh wait! Can you please bring my bra upstairs!
I take it off and throw it at him.
HUSBAND: Great, thanks?
ME: Nice catch. Why so shocked?
HUSBAND: No, nothing. Nothing surprises me.
ME: You should just be happy it wasn’t a tampon.
HUSBAND: As I said, nothing would surprise me.
Good thing I’m cute.