It’s true. I was a banana peeling virgin until last week. My whole life I have done my best to stay away from this evil fruit. I don’t like the smell, I don’t like the taste and I just think they are not cool, ok?
My 1,5 year old daughter loves banana. So much that it was one of her first words, to my disgrace. What is wrong with A P P L E. As many first time parents realize, you have to give in on things that you truly believed were right your whole life. She might just be over one year old but toddlers show early signs of dictatorships. Some kids grow out of and some adults still have it.
Me and my daughter was in one of the malls the other day when she got hungry and I thought let’s give her a banana. Not thinking of the peeling challenge. So I picked it up and looked at it. I had no clue where to start and I just held the end of it and made a whipping kind of movement hoping it would just open up nicely. Not so much.
It flew straight to the other table. Landed next to the guy that sat there eating but he was on the phone and didn’t notice. I leaned over and grabbed it and mysteriously it had a little start to an opening on one side. I then began pealing my first banana. Ever.
Still not touching it. Forks are the best.
I like them better once they start to get spots but before they are brown. They get much sweeter.
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Great…but no thanks 😉
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Oh dear! Thst first line really threw me…..like what?! Yeah, it’s a gift. They are rather versatile though. Helps to have a knife………Chees,H
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Any kind of tool is good as little mg as I don’t have to touch it!
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Haha!!! I am quite impressed with your banana resistance!
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I’m born with it 😉
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well!
🙂
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Poor doctor…
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Soon you’ll be doing a banana a day.
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Doubt it!
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I’m impressed! That you managed to go this long.
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It was easy! I see one, I run. But now these days are over. Facing my fear
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What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Press on, my timid friend. Press on!
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Banana virgin!!!! 😁😆😂🤣
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Each to his or her own. I like bananas up to a point. But not when they are squishy and spotty. They are just a handy fruit and apparently they are meant to be good for you . But there is no need for you to eat them.
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Thank God 😉
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😂 You slay me!! 😂😂
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LOL!! That is hilarious! Over here bananas are a fave, sorry to tell you!
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Damn it, now I can never visit you 😉
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Don’t worry, we will make sure to hide them in your presence and secretly let the baby partake 😹
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