I’m not having a lot of options anymore considering I ripped my maternity pants like a true hippo. I have surrendered to tights and I’m proud of it. Who ever invented tights should get the Nobel Peace Price. I’m sure it has kept people from fighting over the years and created peace within women’s minds. Who has the urge to fight when you are wearing comfy clothing? You would be like “naaah, im wearing my eating pants, let’s do brunch instead.” I’m pretty sure people that fight are hungry people in skinny jeans.
So what do you wear when your maternity clothes are getting too small and you only have a few weeks (days…) until the little one arrives..
– Husbands clothes (this might require a big man). You can also borrow someone else’s husband but might be strange.
– Naked – great for all itching. Bad for the working environment. Gotta love maternity leave.
– Wrap yourself in a sheet. Pretend you are an Ancient Greek.
– Leaves, go Adam and Eve style and hope you got some good glue and that it’s warm outside.
Let it all hang out, Bob. I’m with you.
I used to wear hubby’s T-shirt’s with leggings… I still do sometimes! 😂
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That’s the favorite at the moment!
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I recommend carrhart tee shirts. At my largest I wore a 5X tall. Now a 2x or 3 x depending on cut. My wife can take the old shirts and cinch a belt around them and have a dress.
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I love the privacy afforded of living alone with no desire to wear clothes…
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You could be the naked Chef!
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Sometimes there’s just an apron 😉
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This reminds me of my entire pregnancy. Too bad wearing no pants is looked down upon in public 😭😭
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Agree with you…don’t understand why. Release the body 😉
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Husbands clothes was my choice.
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Those are the best I think. He doesn’t get a saying right now anyway 😉
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I can relate lol. My husband was annoyed because I wear her spandex shorts at home and they got loose after too much wear during my pregnancy. 😁
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Haha oh well, there’s so much we have to put up with he has to let something go 😉
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Haha! Good luck with it all, guuurlll!
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Thank you missy!
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That cartoon is hilarious!
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I loved it too…🤪
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Very close now. It’s fair for you to hate all clothes right now. Tracksuit pants! Mens! And men’s t-shirts too. Good luck! Cheers,H
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